Candles in the Wind: Candlelight Festival in Izasaki

The Shit Writes Itself

Sick prays that when he reaches the age of this 'golden girl' that he, too, will have the mojo to frequent the posh Wood & Pecker outlet stores.

Loud Park '06: Where's "Badbeau" When You Need Him?

Slayer. Dio. Anthrax. Megadeth.

Missed you, man.

MEGADEAF

Granted an honourable discharge from Loud Park authorities, the shell-shocked Sick in Eden proves an irratable date on the ride home.

Loud Park's Dubious Miso

Though moral was high among the Metal Militia, rations proved scant.

Relax, relax. They serve it without the butts.

"Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be"

Couldn't have said it better, Bon.

Grim Horrors from the Front

Despite misleading reports that moshing in Japan is subsiding, let the trenches of Loud Park '06 speak for itself.

Godspeed, boys.

Brothers In Arms

Weary Metal soldiers lick their battle wounds after a vigourous moshing campaign at Loud Park '06.

Staring On A Train

Caught in a bitter staring duel with an eight year old girl, Sick ever struggles to cope with his new-found celebrity status in Japan.

Scared, Crows?

Leave it to this Japanese homeowner to take a G-rated farming ploy and pervert it to morbid dimensions.

Nonetheless, very cunning...

"Hey! Who's Comin' To 'Hard Off' With Me?"

While Viagra helps raise limp spirits, the Japanese man suffers the opposite disfunction. Now he can comfortably urinate and resume sleeping on his stomach, as the local Hard Off pledges to safely curb his growing concern.

The virile Sick in Eden relates.

And Yet Smoking's Still Allowed!

Japan's "no tolerance" sidewalk policy for budding trombonists and pizza delivery boys has people breathing just a little bit easier.

Ahhhhh . . .

Desdamona, Ophelia: The Stripper Years

Ere these drama queens became so damn melodramatic, they were quite the little temptresses.

Grrrrrr....

Yokohama's Golden Arch

Before Ronald, Hamburglar and the"over 100 billion served" nonsense, Chinatown's golden arch was the first choice for Big Macs.

Chimps, Women Share Love Of "Bananas"

In addition to lacy undies and viddies, Amazones Lingerie Shop offers a large-sized selection of bananas. Oddly, many bananas weren't ripe; they were stiff, hard and weren't something that one could put in one's mouth. Yet, these plantains promise to offer ample gratifcation to the ever giggly female once they come to fruition. Sick didn't need any bananas that day--already had one in his pocket.

Jesus, it's late.

Tarzan & Jane, LLC.

Tarzan chucks the mangroves--but not the leopard skins--and books it over to Takasaki in favor of the more lucrative 'love hotel' buisness. Here at Hotel Tarzan, the aforementioned ape-man does some light weeding, only minutes before the grand opening.

Phone lines are open, Cheetah's standing by.