Chimps, Women Share Love Of "Bananas"

In addition to lacy undies and viddies, Amazones Lingerie Shop offers a large-sized selection of bananas. Oddly, many bananas weren't ripe; they were stiff, hard and weren't something that one could put in one's mouth. Yet, these plantains promise to offer ample gratifcation to the ever giggly female once they come to fruition. Sick didn't need any bananas that day--already had one in his pocket.

Jesus, it's late.