Sick In Eden: The Movie

Despite S.I.E.'s super hero status, he was no match for these fun-loving Japanese animae stars at a recent convention in Yokohama. Imagine hundreds of twittering and giggling Japanese girls in all manner of costume, running madly around taking each others picture. Surely, all the makings for an international blockbuster, right?

The Pitch:
Famed adventurer and incorrigible womanizer Sick in Eden tries in vain to rescue the kidnapped Princess Megumi. He fails because he can't muster adequate fire power against Takasaki's dueling evil overlords, Captain Stag and Diablow. Admitting defeat this time, Sick is humbly forced to take their pictures, silently vowing vengence for another day.

"It's a summer picture, Mr. Mamet"