Press Your Luck, Boys. Then Press it Some More.

At the Family Catch Center everyone's a winner. Can't sink your mechanical hooks into the sexy kewpie doll? No, problem. Serious gamers can cop a quick feel, err . . . I mean they can test for quality assurance outside for free with this mini-bust. Not being one to shy away from an adventure, S.I.E. also caressed the supple-- err, rather, I examined the "new soft material" of the doll's upper chest cavity for authenticity, and pressed onward...home that is.

Really.