Snake Oil! In A Vending Machine Near You

"Ladies 'n gents! Step right up! That's it, that's it, now--hey, don't crowd me kid, don't crowd me--enough for ever'body. Cold, refreshin' collagen, friends, step right up. Today only--you heard it right! Come one, come all--for the unbelievably low, low, low price of $ 3.00, you can feel years younger! Step right up..."

Collagen's wonderful and great, all. Rather wish you'd consult an M.D. or Mrs. Kid Rock before a vendy.