Takasaki's Rockin' Penal System
In Takasaki exists an awesome blight: The Rock. The Japanese, enamored with Alcatraz's formidable style of correction and rehabilitation, have erected their own dastardly prison--a LOVE PRISON, that is!! This is so cool! This is yet another love hotel. Here, lust is the only crime commited by these ruthless inmates and punishable by even more lust.

Jailbreak, anyone?
Not on your life.