One Tacos, Please.

When someone in Japan only wants one taco, they say tacos. Apparently, the Japanese imported the plural and left the singular back in Mexico. There is no singular form of taco here, only plural. Not realizing this, I asked my high school class to define a "taco" (singular). I was accosted with blank stares, for they only knew "tacos". After squeals and squawks of mental anguish: "huh, nani??" , "eh, nani??, they boldly ventured to write their definitions. These two made the most sense:


taco (n):
"It has ten foots"
"Someone who is not smart"

Classic.