I need your help on this one, all. Fact: Japan is littered with bad English.
In a fast food restaurant, there is mysterious creed or motto that I think is flattering to their product. I quote: "If you eaten hot dogs you'd abandon to it"

Some of my noble interpretations:
Translation I: If you eat our awesome dogs, you'll abandon the competition and only eat ours.
Translation II: If you eat our hot dog, you'll succomb to its flavor and eat it with abandon.
Translation III: If you eat our dogs, and dont like 'em, too bad--we never needed you anyway.
Translation VI: If you eat just any hot dog, you might not like it and may give up eating weiners altogether.

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